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I'd say, "How come you're on the gate? Did St. Peter have to go for a pee?"
My reply would be nothing. I never speak to to my imagination, or anyone's delusions.
I'll just act like my cats.
"Because this is my home."
Well, according to your teachers, you are "love and forgiveness" ... So why NOT let me in?
I think you know the rules better than I do. All I can do is say I've tried my best ... I just hope it's been good enough.
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Well,,,,,, I would question him/her
And ask to see nugget ..
If that's not possible.
I don't want in , if " God "
Cant reunite me with him
He doesn't exist.
I have no fear there . He can't ,
Because , there is no God
No heaven no hell,
Except hell here on earth .
It's funny how you can kill , rape ,
Comite atrocities but the one "
Sin" he/she won't forgive-
Is lack of belief the " God exists
That's convenient, wouldn't you say.
I'm not too sure that I'd want to go in.
Hey Man ? I really gotta go to the can....man !
I wouldn't have a &!%$ thing to say to him.
I hold the likeliness of this up on the same level as me having to explain
myself to the multitudes of OTHER "God/Goddess" based religions both
currently in place and those that have fallen into obscurity.
To frame a fictional interaction with God that I was raised to know about,
it might go something like this.
Me: So this is Heaven? . . . Weird, thought it was just as made up as the
God: So . . . want to go in?
Me: I'm thinking about it . . . but you already are supposed to know that.
So let me get this straight . . . you're going to let me in?
God: I didn't say that. I asked if you wanted to go in.
Me: Would you?
God: Why Should I?
Me: Why? What are the requirements?
God: You must believe in me.
Me: Hold up . . . you are literally RIGHT THERE. I can see you. Do something
God: Like what . . . oh wait . . how about this [Creates small planet with
tiny creatures suddenly springing to life floating in front of you].
Me: Nice! So, you coulld have revealed yourself, and instead spoke through
idiot primitive men so vaguley that no one really got your message 100%
correct, and you are willing to let ANYONE in if only they believe in you?
God: [God crushes planet with His hand destroying it and the creatures on
it] - Yeah, thats about it.
Me: So you let murders, child molesters, serial killers . . those whom
slaughtered people by the thousands just because of their race, and if they
only profess to know you they can enter into heaven?
God: Yeah, that about sums it up.
Me: Nah, I’m good . . . you can keep you heaven. Hey, why’d you destroy that
planet so easily with all that life on it?
God: Because it served my purpose . . .
Me: Thought so.
"Because when I was a kid and going to Sunday School you promised me everlasting life and forgiveness of all my sins. I'm guessing that reneging on promises is probably not terribly godlike."