Where have all the lost socks gone?
When a pair gets divorced, one usually runs away.
The sock fairy turns them into wire coat hangers and hangs them up in your wardrobe.
I have to agree with Al Bundy on this one..... He swears that Oprah is secretly telling all the housewives to dispose of a sock from each pair of their husbands socks..... Its a conspiracy! LOL!
LADIES....... WIVES...... UNITE! Teeheehee!
Hoarded in a secrete underground cavern by . . .
THE SOCK GNOMES!
