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Are vampires real? I mean of course right? They have to be... I believe in them and I know this world's greatly to big for humans only. But if there's a way to summon one, please tell me and real answers only please.

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Didge Doo answered

No problem. Here's a spell to conjure up a vampire. It works best if you say it in Latin but you gotta pronounce it like the ancient Romans did or it won't work.

O dea tenebris mater immortalibus puer tuus fac me sicut renascentur mea lux vestra absorbere liceat mihi locus ad tenebras sicut ex utero immortales filios tuos in ulnis quibus invocaverit te frater O lunae lumen puer tuus fac me sicut renascentur me duce tenebris sunt i ita erit renatus.

And here's the translation: Oh goddess of the darkness mother to the immortal let me be reborn as your child let your light absorb my own Allow me passage to the darkness as from your immortal womb into the arms of your children to whom I will call brother Oh moonlight let me be reborn as your child guide the dark ones to me so I shall be born again.

In The Decameron  there are instructions for turning a woman into a donkey and then back into a woman. The whole thing comes together (no pun intended) with the words, "let this be the tail of the donkey". There was a time I'd have like to have tried that one myself.

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Just Ice commented
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Rooster Cogburn
Rooster Cogburn commented
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Call me Z answered

No, Gabrielle, vampires are not real.... unless you count lawyers and hedge fund managers. If they were, the last thing you'd want to do is invite one into your life. Ditto hedge fund managers.

Tris Fray Potter Profile

Of course, why would you think that they aren't??

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Darik Majoren
Darik Majoren commented
Interesting Analogies regarding Psychopaths . . . are you an expert? Here is what one expert had to say -
https://www.ted.com/talks/jim_fallon_exploring_the_mind_of_a_killer
Phil Mayfield
Phil Mayfield commented
Excellent Ted video Dark Man thank you. I love that site. No I do not claim to be an expert. This is a personal observation I made after having grown up with certifiable psychopaths in my direct family. Keep in mind that MOST psychopaths are NOT killers. Although killers are usually psychopathic.
Darik Majoren
Darik Majoren commented
I totally agree.
One of the interesting traits is that most are unable to read human emotion from micro or macro facial gestures. It is "one" of the reasons they cannot empathize with other people.
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Phil Mayfield , Victimized by real vampires, answered

1. The "Undead" feed off the blood, the life force, of the living..Psychopaths have no lives because nobody likes them, even other psychopaths don't like them because you can't use a user. They have no lives. So they get into YOUR life and drain you with their problems until you give them something to go away. Usually money.
2. Vampires rest on the ashes of their ancestors..Psychopaths feed off their relatives the most because family is supposed to accept you regardless. Family is the most easily used by them. Then they destroy that relationship until nothing is left but ashes.
3. Vampires cannot see themselves in a mirror..Psychopaths are never introspective.
3. Vampires cannot get into your home unless you let them in..Psychopaths know how to befriend you with fake smiles and such to get you to let them in.
4. Vampires can only be killed by a stake through the heart..Psychopaths will never give up until you give them some tough love, tell them the truth about themselves, and break their hearts.
-Unfortunately, having been born defective, with no empathy, the stake through the heart doesn't stop them for good. They will come back. Your heart must also be damaged towards them. Just remember. It is a birth defect that CANNOT BE FIXED. They will tell you that they "know" and say "I do" whatever it is you advise. But they don't. Just notice the microsecond it takes for them to respond to you suggestions.

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Pepper pot
Pepper pot commented
I quite enjoyed this. Psychopaths do hang together though look at the Hells Angels. Many psychopaths also hold jobs like surgeons, police, banking, judges, solicitors, doctors, and of course they can be attracted to crime. The reason is because there natural state is one of feeling flat, they don't just lack empathy, they lack most emotion, they swing between flatness and rage, hence these jobs create the excitement that they need to feel anything. Many take drugs for the same reason. In this jobs because they lack much emotion let alone empathy they are very calculated when making decisions because emotion doesn't affect them. A psychopath who is wronged will act with rage to the smallest or largest thing. Even if someone has done no wrong, a psychopath will see it differently because they take no responsibility for their actions.
Phil Mayfield
Phil Mayfield commented
True that. Although I don't agree with the Hells Angels analogy. I have known many bikers and they are nothing like what is depicted on TV and movies. A better comparison would be a group of terrorists who slowly cut the heads off innocent people for the perceived sin of heresy.

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