Hello earthlings, I am an alien from outer space, what would you do if I came to earth and destroyed it?

I'd make you a peanut butter sandwich

I'll get some tough guys and girls like arnold swarzts, lara croft, the toughest man,toughest woman, tom cruise, britney spears, and beyonce.

Then we'll go to you and arnold will hug you to death, lara will whip you with her hair, the toughest man will crush your planet, toughest woman will crush you space ship, tom cruise will ask you a survey, and britney will complain to you about her life and beyonce will finish you off by shaking you to death. LoL

This earth is already destroyed.that's beside the point.I'd bow down to you,and then kiss both of your feet/shoes.I'd ask you to take me back to your planet.

Take me with you!

Well I would take the biggest missile human ever created to kill you :D.

I wouldbecome your friend so you can teach me stuff

Please mr alien
don't destroy earth our mankind  did't do any ting wrong
smell you later!

Hmmm I'm torn between killing you nd going wit you far far away from this planet ??

I'd form a fake anti-Earth group, pretend to be your friend, hitch a ride on your ship, discover your 1 alien weakness, betray you, kill you using your 1 alien weakness, intimidate your cronies, form a galactic trade post, get filthy rich, fund efforts to build whole planets, purchase said planet-building service, have them rebuild the Earth, and go back to the Earth with my followers.

How dare you call ME EARTHLING? FIRST of all , I have better things to do than deal with an alien who can't do anything anyway since you just gave urself away , geesh I thought me as ninja was stupid , and by the way I am a ninja assasin , woops gnna ave to kill you , watch the black dust

What is left to be destroyed , any way your pal laden is resting in sea bed  , just keep it in mind

You must be off your meds, Maxine. You're acting and talking crazy like I do when I have my episodes lol.