Too old to run, hop, skip or play in the sand.
What are you too old and/or too young to do now?
I am too old for drama queens and too young for Social Security. That not so awkward in-between age.
I'm too old for guilty pleasures. I have many pleasures but don't feel guilty about them any longer.
I'm to old to cut the mustard anymore.
Too young to make my own decisions.
Too old to sweat the small stuff. Too young to turn up my toes.
Too old for drama too beat up for anything else
I'm too old to say I'm young anymore. And I'm too young to say I'm 100years old.
Too old to leap buildings in a single bound, no longer faster than a speeding locomotive, no longer fit in a phone booth to change, if phone booths are even still around, but I am as good once as I ever was