How Can I Tell My Girlfriend That I Am A Vampire?

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Brian Reed answered
Just say baby I am a vampire. I watch to many movies and now it is wearing off on me. If ya get a belly full of blood it should satiate you till the morrow. Be honest and try not to hurt her. Subtlety is everything in these cases. Oh and do not forget to watch Twilight and Underworld again first, for some tips.
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Once again Bif......LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "a belly full of blood should satiate you till the morrow" ????? Hahahahaha! You're good. (tried to bump you up with a 5*)
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Anonymous answered
Don't tell her. Get her drunk and then just bite into that luscious neck. She'll wake up like you and you wont
have to explain nothing.
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Ohhh Bick!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! 5*'s
Jalawton: What's wrong with Bick's answer? It's a great answer and great advice for a vampire. Us humans don't much about you vampires, you know. You should have given him a better rating for at least trying to give you a good answer to your silly question. You say it's day and you are human now...so...wait until night and take his advice why don't you??!!
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What she said, you whackjob!
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LoL!!!!!!!!! Oh man.
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Just show her this question. That should do it.
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Alan answered
Why bother to tell her. Just sink a fang in her arm and turn her into one. Then you could live happily ever after for ever...

Does it still work like that?
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No it dont no one strong enough to survive it
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Well then, how did YOU become a vampire??? Can you answer that?
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That's what I thought.
Emily-Claire Unknown Profile
Listen....I know how you feel, I'm a vampire as well but I only live off the blood of animals. Invite her to see a movie or go out somewhere and get into a conversation about vampires. Ask her whether she believes in them and then tell her the news softly. Remember to tell her that you love her and you would never hurt her or anyone. What kind of blood do you live off? I have kept my identity a secret. Tell her not to tell anyone to protect us and think about how much danger you might be putting her in. If you ever have any concerns about being a vampire then comment on this answer and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. What do you think of Humans? I long for human blood but I stop myself.
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Anonymous answered
Honey? You mind if I sip the blood of a virgin or two from time to time?

Or if you prefer subtlety:
I always wondered: Do you prefer red wine or white? I for one prefer human blood you know.
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You are a freak!!!! Not a vampire!!!! The fact that u have a girlfriend when prancing around with vampire fantasies scares the "s" out of me.....get help!!!
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Just tell her, if she doesn't believe you then show her. P.s if you are a vampire do you like live forever or just drink blood?
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Drop subtle hints. Like after she eats spaghetti, and tries to kiss you make a big scene about how bad her breathe is.

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