you will spend your entire life believing people who act funny and claim to have some knowledge about spiritual things, and you will base financial, personal, and emotional decisions on the advice of total strangers in the belief that it will somehow be better than what you can think of for yourself.
your future relationships will be jeopardized by your constant assessment of whether or not your loved one is faithful- assessments done not by talking to or observing your loved one, but by reading free online horoscopes and the horoscopes in your local papers and magazine subscriptions. You will become distrustful because you have been told to by a bit of paper, rather than because you have evidence to, and this distrust will eventually keep your partner from being able to put up with you and then you will use their infidelity- the infidelity YOU caused- to reinforce your belief in horoscopes, thus dooming yourself to an endless stupid cycle.
a similar thing will happen to you with your financial life. You will skip from job to job, never building up a relevant skill set that would actually get you paid more, but always scratching the surface of your work, and all the while blaming your misfortune on the alignment of the stars. You will see every failure on your part as something pre-ordained, and thus you will never take it into your own hands to better yourself, and so you will stay the same your entire life.