If God was on this site, what would you ask him?


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Rooster Cogburn Profile
Rooster Cogburn , Rooster Cogburn, answered

Hey man, where's the bathroom at ?

Arthur Wright Profile
Arthur Wright , Florida Paralegal with a BS degree in Social-Psychology, answered

Why is he allowing all these bad things happen to his innocent children and women and animals?

Didge Doo Profile
Didge Doo answered

The same thing I'm gonna ask him when I get hauled up before the great white throne of Revelation: "How did you manage to stuff it up so badly?"

DDX Project Profile
DDX Project answered

I would ask Zeus how he gets so much game. I would ask the Flying Spaghetti monster the best way to boil pasta. I would ask Eminem (Rap God) what rhymes with purple.

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ZombieE Lee
ZombieE Lee commented
I'd ask Zeus why he slept with a goat /:
Pepper pot
Pepper pot commented
That's interesting Zombie, Pan is seen sleeping with a goat too, and the Freemasons have a ceremony called "riding the goat."
ZombieE Lee
ZombieE Lee commented
Eww...Riding the Goat? That's some redneck stuff right there
lover boy Profile
lover boy answered

I'd ask why he made my life suck

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
You can actually learn something really useful from this question and your answer: your life sucks because you lack imagination.
Most of us spend our lives doing pretty ordinary things. It's our attitude toward them, it's the ways we find to cope with mundane jobs and obligations that lift us out of the "life sucks" routine into "Hey, this is fun."
lover boy
lover boy commented
What I meant from that is that I do everything the way to make it fun but then more bad things happen
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
Life's like that. Ya gotta bounce with it.
Ray Dart Profile
Ray Dart answered

Where did you hide the dark matter?

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Ray Dart
Ray Dart commented
The evolutionist and biologist J.B. Haldane, when asked what could be inferred about the mind of god from the world he had created, is said to have replied:

"An inordinate fondness for beetles".

(It is thought there are about half a million known species of beetle.)
otis otiscambell Profile

Lets play a game of cards god and talk about things like are there politicians in heaven because i want to kick those liars out

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
I hope they're all in Heaven, Otis, because I'm planning to go to the other place and I wouldn't want to spend eternity with a bunch of baby kissing vote-chasers.
Tom  Jackson Profile
Tom Jackson answered

I'd just talk about the things He and I usually discuss.

He's more of a one-on-one type of guy with questions and answers.

Although the convocations He attends are pretty good too.

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Darik Majoren answered

If your Omniscient and perfect, what in the world are you doing on a website? Why would you need technology to communicate . . . Aren't you all powerful?

Now let's do another scenario where a fictional character is inserted . . . "If Superman was on this site, what would you ask him?"

LiftedTruck Redneck Profile

"Why did you have to take him so soon?" One of my buddies passed in a tragic dirt bike accident earlier today, before anyone found him and called for help..

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