If God was on this site, what would you ask him?

Hey man, where's the bathroom at ?

"Do these pants make my butt look big?"

Why is he allowing all these bad things happen to his innocent children and women and animals?

The same thing I'm gonna ask him when I get hauled up before the great white throne of Revelation: "How did you manage to stuff it up so badly?"

I would ask Zeus how he gets so much game. I would ask the Flying Spaghetti monster the best way to boil pasta. I would ask Eminem (Rap God) what rhymes with purple.

Marco......

I'd ask why he made my life suck

Nothing.

Because if an omniscient deity existed, it would already know my questions.

Well I'm a selfish jerk so I'd ask "If I died right now would I go to heaven?"

If we could fly in the after life. Just curious.

Where did you hide the dark matter?

I don't believe such a being exists but if one did, I would ask why he allows people to suffer.

Lets play a game of cards god and talk about things like are there politicians in heaven because i want to kick those liars out

I'd just talk about the things He and I usually discuss.

He's more of a one-on-one type of guy with questions and answers.

Although the convocations He attends are pretty good too.

If your Omniscient and perfect, what in the world are you doing on a website? Why would you need technology to communicate . . . Aren't you all powerful?

Now let's do another scenario where a fictional character is inserted . . . "If Superman was on this site, what would you ask him?"

"Why did you have to take him so soon?" One of my buddies passed in a tragic dirt bike accident earlier today, before anyone found him and called for help..

Is Buddhism true?