How Do I Kill A Zombie?

In a nutshell, there are only two ways to definitively kill a Zombie. The first is to destroy the brain. Shoot it, beat it, splatter it, slice it or crush it, you get the drift. Without the brain, a Zombie, just like a human can't function and will die.

The second surefire way to kill a Zombie is to cut its head clean off. Some have been known to continue to function while there is the smallest amount of flesh connecting the head to the rest of the body. To be sure, completely sever the head from the body and then give the head a good kick to move it away from the torso, just to be sure!

There is no such thing as zombies and its against the law to murder.

Stab them in the heart

Murder is against the law but if the dead body comes after you to kill you... Well you get it

First of all you're wrong James Jacob... Zombies aren't real first of all and second of all you're taking the classic shoot the head routine which by the way wouldn't make since noting the fact that when you die your brain shrivels to a raisin and if you shoot it there it wouldnt do much AGAIN BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD!!!!!

Sever or shoot its head

Murder is against the law.

You silly one.... A zombie is dead and there is no proof whatsoever that it real :]
And you can't murder it it's against the law ^_^

Make them follow you to one of those things that squish stuff, led him to it then have it with the zombie(s)!

While 'Night of the Living Dead' established that a head shot will incapacitate a walking undead, a quick review of 'Return of the Living Dead' offers another scenario in which the 'the Movie lied'. ("What do you mean, 'The movie lied?!?") Given this scenario, the best bet would be to trap and isolate the undead in such a manner that can not be disturbed (or escaped).

You rip it's balls off happy?

Its called zombie day!

You can kill it with a knife and then behead it.

A zombie is not real because zombies are characters

shooting people is against the law

Removing the head or destroying the bran

Cut off its head and make it into little pieces like the whole body into pieces and burn the whole thing so it will never come back

Wait whoever said chop off its head you don't Know what we are talking. Here's a way get acid pour it on the zombie and just in case pour it in it's mouth! :-))-:

Cut it to peices like on Dead Set :D don't let it bite you though, or you'll be one of them :O (;

Shoot it in the head then cut it's head off and murder is only against the law if you kill a human not if you kill a zombie

The only ways to kill a real zombie is the following:1.Kill the brain2.Sever the head, then kill the brain.