How Do You Turn Into A Merman?

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Tina Profile
Tina answered
I think you must first catch a mermaid, then ask her for a kiss (kinda like the frog turning into a prince only in reverse) be sure its a mermaid and not a merman or you will turn into all fish
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Jacquelyn Mathis
Jacquelyn Mathis commented
Great answer, what are you taking? I think I want to see one too.
Tina
Tina commented
Me taking something? Come on havent you seen em out there just watching us!
Laura Smith Profile
Laura Smith answered
I would say go to Altanticus and look for the merpeople and then ask the merwitch to transform you !
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Tina
Tina commented
Will she steal your voice if she transforms you? Oh wait that is backwards, never mind
Anonymous
Anonymous commented
I think that would be the most logical solution.
Jacquelyn Mathis Profile
I really think that first you have to prove that there are mermen out there, and find out how, if they indeed speak your language.
Anonymous Profile
Anonymous answered
That was good. Thank you all for making me laugh!! :o)
Ann Vossler Profile
Ann Vossler answered
Quite honestly...I can't top any of these answers.  I'm going to fall off my chair laughing.
Anonymous Profile
Anonymous answered
Watch different movies to get some tips like the movie Splash. If that doesn't work then talk to aqua-man and see if he has any connections :)
Anonymous Profile
Anonymous answered
Maybe the snorks can help if you no one else can. Have you talked with Ariel and consider talking to Ursula like she did.
Ravyn La'Shelle Profile
Ravyn La'Shelle answered
I agree with both tiggersmom and motherbear. First prove that there are mermen out there. Then either learn their language or see if they speak yours. Then, maybe you should either ask them or find a mermaid and have her kiss you.
Oddman Profile
Oddman answered
I'm sure gillyweed is involved. It doesn't hurt to live in Seattle. Oh, wait, that makes you half duck!
Mouse or Nette Profile
Mouse or Nette answered
You have to go very far out to see and capsize in a terrible storm and then a mermaid comes to rescue you and you have to make her fall in love with you and then when she kisses you if you are her true love you become a merman and live happily ever after . :)
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Hello Boss answered
I would imagine that a normal person could not be changed into a merperson. I would think that a merchild would have to be the product of the union of a mermaid and a merman. Wait a minute here, how do fish procreate anyway? Are these fish or people? Maybe 1/2 fish and 1/2 human? Too many unanswered questions here to give a proper answer to the question, UH------ what was the question again?
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Anonymous
Anonymous commented
I'm glad to see someone looking at this question in a serious manner. Really, I would imagine you are correct! ....I love this question! LOL!!!
Cara B Profile
Cara B answered
I think it may involve some called "shrooms" and a wild imagination. It does remind me of a reoccurring dream I had as a child tho.
Anonymous Profile
Anonymous answered
I think there is no such thing as a merman but if someone can prove it then I'll believe. :]

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