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How To Turn Into A Mermaid?

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A mermaid is a mythological creature which resembles a being with the head and torso of a woman and the tail of a fish. Mermaids and mermen have been widely portrayed in folklore, novels and popular culture.

As mentioned before, mermaids are mythological creatures, which means that they do not exist which therefore means that you will not be able to turn into one. That doesn't mean that in the future that scientists will not be able to create a human/fish hybrid, but this will take years, possibly decades of research, DNA slicing and experimentation. So nothing will probably come of it in your lifetime. You were born a human and will not be able to change into a fish. You should accept that fact that you were born with two legs and love yourself for who you are.

However, if you are really determined to try before you give up, there is a spell that "apparently" will turn you into a mermaid.

So, for this "spell" to work, you will firstly need to get into a shower, bath or pool of some sort. Then you must recite the following ten times: Insouciant inclemency, redoubtable mediocracy, refutable humanity, make me what I wish to be, a mermaid. Witches one and witches all, give this power to me. For this to work, you will also need some sort of symbol that you have on your person at all times such as a bracelet, necklace, ring, apparently even your eyes or hair will work. And you cannot take this off for more than two hours otherwise the powers will go. After saying the spell, it is warned that you may experience a number of side effects such as singing, stomach aches, achy or itchy legs, the urge to drink a lot of water, the urge to touch water or go swimming, a rash, mermaid dreams, dizziness, weakness, and the unconscious urge to keep your legs crossed or together. Sometimes you may find that your legs even stick together. Sources say that it will take approximately one month for your tail to fully develop, and two months for you to develop powers.
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Go to www.real-wishes.com and make your wish there it worked for me I've been a mermaid ever since that site was created GOOD LUCK

-Kiawana
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Where in the world do you type in your wish?!???????!!!!?!?!?!?
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Jon Moody commented
Type inside the glittery boxes just above the words "Submit Wish"
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Lol I followed the instructions to the 8th or 9th page just to see where the ad placements were integrated
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I put my hand in my pool and said, give me a tail and a power it is the only wish so pleas spirits and witches give me a tail, and now when I get home from the movie I am about to I will try it and see if it works, I can't stop thinking about it
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Really I want 2 be a mermaid its not funny my favorite thing 2 do is be in water!!!!
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I think you turn into a mermaid when at night if it is full moon go to the bath room turn the tap on and you see the reflexion of the full moon there you stare at it and you will turn in to a mermaid!!!!!!
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I really want to be a mermaid
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Have a bath with a whole cup of salt in it and say Mermaids, Mermaids.... I believe and receive.  Make me this I do believe.  Your tail should come in  10 days.  It will be either pink, purple or blue.

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Plz you guys its been botherin me for more than 4 months and I can't take the fake answers anymore!!!! Tell me real spells, easy potions, or somthing easy and simple thats all I want any bad coments...well.....grrr you
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You can't be a mermaid you have to be good with water to become a mermaid like when water falls down you have to get a glass and quickly get it and swim in the pool everyday for 3 hours
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Dude are you serious???!!!! I was just looking around for something to do and this came up, but if you really want to know, there is no way to do this. In my opinion Mermaids are a joke!!! Self-centered on themselves and their own talents, if there are real mermaids then come to me, I'll show you how meaningless and pathetic you really are in this universe!! Anyway summarizing, stop daydreaming, stop looking, they don't exist, get some friends, get a counselor to talk this over, and do something with your life and give yourself meaning.
Quote of mine to remember,"All men are heir to greatness, save those that embrace it." and no I'm only 14 if anyone wants to know.
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Maybe you don't believe but don't tell others what to do calm down and think about something that you believe in and how it would feel if someone wrote something saying your an idiot for believing it maybe you do think its ridiculous but others don't so you should be nicer.

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